Broken vending machine

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

This is how it works. There is the this vending machine that is broken. You put something weird in, and it gives you something weird out. The first poster put something in, and the next poster tells him what he got out, and puts something else in.

My Roy Mustang keychain

[Shantazzar]

you got a key TO a Mustang, on a keychain out of the vending machine.

And I put in my Darth Vader action figure

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get a fully armed and operational battle station.

I put in my library lanyard (The psycheldelic one, not the rather nice one I got at staff development day)

[Shantazzar]

You get a psychedelic towel. (you should always know where it is)

I put in my extra set of guitar strings

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get a Fender Strat signed by Buddy Holly out.

I put in a dead cactus that has been sitting on my windowsill for months

[Shantazzar]

You get a cacutar doll from Final Fantasy

I put in my lucky computer chip

[merveille_chan]

you get a bag of chocolate chip potato chips. yummy. and actually more likely to come out of a vending machine than those other things.

I'm putting in my pack of rainbow sharpies.

[Shantazzar]

You get a bag of skittles (Taste the Rainbow)


I put in my die cast Tie Fighter with the wobbly wing

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get a set of dice

I put in a live platypus

[merveille_chan]

you get a china plate with a platypus egg (the platypus refuses to leave the vending machine)

I put in my pet turtle (don't hurt her X3)

[Shantazzar]

You get a slightly annoyed turtle, who is fairly mad at you for trying to shove it into a broken vending machine (and a snickers)

I put in my brother's copy of the Lord of the Rings (and I hide my copy where he will never find it)

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get the Ender's Game series back

I put in a piece of the pinata from Lauren's bday

[merveille_chan]

you get a slice of cheese back. oh and a $100 dollar bill (there's always one of those in a pinata, right...well at least at parties I've been to XDD, lol..jk)

I put in my autographed copy of Kinki Lullaby by Isaac Adamson

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get back a copy of Lullabies to Paralyze by... I can't remember.

I put in all my overdue books

[Shantazzar]

You get more books (YAY!!!)

I put in my delusions of granduer

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get back a rather well thought out scheme to take over the world, utilizing all the rules from the evil overlord handbook.

I put in my sister, Bethany. (I don't want her back. Once she's gone, Zeke's going to take all her money, and I'm going to sell her stuff.)

[Shantazzar]

You get a plane ticket to Bethlehem

I put in my Static Man comic book

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get a copy of the Sandman out

I put in a bar of soap

[Shantazzar]

You get a bottle of Listerine ™

I put in a Dr. Pepper can

[Morbid Bibliomancer]

You get a Mountain Dew can back

I put in a bottle of nail polish